Anonymous asked: Turn it off?
I do not understand this. Please check the number and try again.
Pretty funny stuff.
(Source: topherchris)
What kind of Sour Patch Kid is that?!
That’s some nasty rock poo.
| (Elephant returns later.) | |
| Elephant: | Monkey...why are you still trying to climb the tree? |
| Monkey: | Because I want a coconut. |
| Elephant: | Okay. Here is a stick to poke a coconut down. |
| Monkey: | Thanks. |
| (Elephant give Monkey a stick.) | |
| (Monkey throws the stick up and hits a coconut down.) | |
| Elephant: | Where are you going? |
| Monkey: | To eat this coconut in peace. |
| Elephant: | Oh. Cool! |
| Monkey: | Goodbye, Elephant. |
| THE END |
| Monkey: | If I could only get those bananas. |
|---|---|
| (Elephant walks up.) | |
| Elephant: | Hello, Monkey. What are you trying to do? |
| Monkey: | I'm trying to reach those ripe bananas! |
| Elephant: | Why can't you? |
| Monkey: | This tree is too high. |
| (Monkey jumps up and cannot reach the bananas.) | |
| (Elephant looks up to the tree top.) | |
| Elephant: | Ummm...Monkey? |
| Monkey: | Yes? |
| Elephant: | This is a coconut tree. |
| Monkey: | Oh. My bad. |
| Elephant: | No problem, man. |
| (Elephant walks away.) | |
| (Monkey still attempts to climb the tree.) | |
| To be Continued... |
| Poor Man: | I'm very poor. |
|---|---|
| (Rich Man walks over.) | |
| Rich Man: | Hello, sir. Are you poor? |
| Poor Man: | Yes. I am very poor. I cannot buy a single thing. |
| Rich Man: | You want some money? |
| Poor Man: | Yes. Thank you, kindly. You are a generous man. |
| Rich Man: | How does it feel to want? |
| (Poor Man starts crying.) | |
| Rich Man: | HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! |
| (Poor Man burst into tears.) | |
| Rich Man: | HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! |
| (Poor Man starts clawing at his eyeballs.) | |
| Rich Man: | HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!! |
| (Poor Man starts grinding his face against the pavement.) | |
| Rich Man: | Well...see you. |
| (Poor Man bangs his head against the brick wall.) | |
| (Rich Man walks away.) | |
| THE END |
Anonymous asked: Will you look over there?
Yes. Just point me in the direction.
Anonymous asked: Hello, friend
Hello. But that is not a question. Please check the number and try again.
